Six Ways to Get Retweeted by Celebrities
1. Be A Dog - I tell you people love dogs and celebrities are people so dogs get a ton of celebrity retweets. Penny is still looking for her big break. I have a feeling Zooey Deschanel will be the one to come through for her though. That girl loves her pups.
Example:
Penny The Puppy loves watching @zooeydeschanel in New Girl and wishes she lived in the loft with all that awesomeness.
2. Be Ellen DeGeneres - I mean come on. If you do not know about her Oscar selfie retweet, you were probably in a coma, but even coma patients who woke up recently know about this selfie.
Example:
https://twitter.com/TheEllenShow/status/440322224407314432
3. Be a Hottie - Proven fact people who are hot or think they are hot are retweeted more than people who do not think they are hot.
4. Be On The Verge of a Breakdown - You need to make it clear that if so and so does not retweet your desperate attempt of twitter connection you will probably die of distress. Also include your marital status and number of dependents you care for. And of course include the words, "Can I get a RT?"
Example:
"ILY @leodicaprio! Can a single mom of six get a RT? I work 60 hours a week at Walmart and a RT from you will give me the will to live."
5. Be Relentless - If at first you don't succeed keep on trying again and again. Only stop when twitter shuts your account down for the third time.
Example:
@annakendrick47 I know you have reported all 534 of my tweets to you and my twitter account was disabled, but If you RT me I will leave you alone forever.
6. Be All Things - If none of these work I suggest you just combine them all together for a be all and end all of all tweet.
Example:
@zoeydeschanel @annakendrick47@leodicaprio can Penny get a RT. She is so sad and depressed you have not respond to her 9869 other tweets. @TheEllenshow said you should.
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HAHAHA these are cracking me up, and SO true
ReplyDeleteHAHA. One time a few years ago I tweeted at Ben Savage telling him I was going to tweet at him so many times he would notice me and want to marry me. He replied with "Stranger things have happened ;)" I'm assuming the winky face means we are totally getting hitched.
ReplyDeleteha love the last one! and any of my blog posts, tweets, instagrams, etc that include my dogs are way more popular than ones without the dogs ha.
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Best list ever!
ReplyDeletehaha my favorite tip is to be relentless. thats great
ReplyDeleteI've gotten Kleenex to retweet me by using number 4. Nothing spells desperate like an empty Kleenex box.
ReplyDeleteAnd The Bloggess (blogger and writer) retweeted and then followed me and Ellen DeGeneres follows her so that's basically like number 2.
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I definitely clicked on this today thinking I would learn something, and look at that I did, now I just need to find a puppy somewhere....
ReplyDeletejust stalk and stalk and beg for shout outs! duh
ReplyDeleteLMAO! I always feel like im talking to myself on twitter but im not that obsessed yet
ReplyDeleteHahah these had me cracking up at my desk at work, oops! Worth it! Looks like I need to get me a puppy!
ReplyDeleteI'd retweet this entire post word by word if I can. RT if you agree with me! ;) When in doubt, go all out.
ReplyDeleteBe a dog is a good one. People love their dogs. And I've noticed how many people love you and your dog!
ReplyDeleteHahahaa well, Penny is a hottie!
ReplyDeleteWarner definitely finds this helpful. He's been trying to get a retweet from Clay Matthews and JJ Watt for months! (So has his mommy. But that's neither here nor there)
ReplyDeletehahahahahahaha! If only I was hottie #sedlyfe
ReplyDeleteDANG! You are his Topanga!
ReplyDeleteThanks! I had fun analyzing all the trends :)
ReplyDeleteTry try try again, until you get a restraining order.
ReplyDeleteThanks girl! I aim to please :)
ReplyDeleteSomethings about dogs wins people over. I am thinking of putting a photo of Penny on my resume and seeing where that gets me!
ReplyDeleteNot sure it is very informational, but puppies do bring the people.
ReplyDeleteYou are in. You win Twitter :)
ReplyDeleteThanks girl! I love making people laugh at work.
ReplyDeleteOh Twitter, It gets better, but if none likes a tweet I pretty much always want to delete it.
ReplyDeleteRight? The things that get retweeted are just silly.
ReplyDeleteThanks! If only I kept it to 140 characters.
ReplyDeleteHAHAH! I feel like if you bring your dog into it you deserve a RT instantly. Best of luck to ya both!
ReplyDeleteTHANK YOU! she things iso too
ReplyDeleteThanks girl1 We try and make the world a better place. Really she is the one I spend too much time with and then take too many pictures of and write too much about. Maybe I will make more friends this summer! hahaha!
ReplyDeleteYou are a total hottie!
ReplyDeleteThe Ellen one is so true! That photo was everywhere for the longest time!
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hahaha omgosh I love this! Hope the end of school is going great for you girl! I know you've got tons to do
ReplyDeleteJust read your guest post over at Ember Grey and oh my gosh, this list is so incredibly funny! I've been thinking some of the same things about Twitter for a while now...especially #3. I've discovered that it's all about boobs and bacon on Twitter, neither of which I have much of. Anyway, I hope #Penny gets her big break! :)
ReplyDeleteOk, Penny the puppy is absolutely precious!
ReplyDeleteThis post was funny lol. Thanks. :) I would love it if you would check out and maybe follow my blog on bloglovin :) www.divapinksmommyblog.blogspot.com :)
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