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Monday, May 26, 2014

Listed Tuesday - So You Wanna Go Out?

Today I thought it would be fun to make a list of actual pick up lines the fine gentlemen of the world have used on me in an effort to go on a date.  They are all 100% real and I am not making any of them up.  I also should clarify I only went out with about half of these guys I do have some discretion but not a lot cause I did go out with some of them.

So You Wanna Go Out?

- So wanna go out tonight.  My wife will have my two kids and I am free to do whatever I want.

- Did you know I had my nipples pierced?

- If you don't care that my nipples are pierced, did you know that I had a Prince Albert? (wink)

- If I was 25 years younger I would totally date you.  Actually, do you want to get dinner tomorrow night?

- I was just sitting here drinking alone and wanted to know if you wanted to get coffee next week.

- So wanna get dinner at Denny's?

- Holy crap, you're tall for a white girl!

- Wanna come over and watch Indiana Jones tonight?

- Your favorite beer is Blue Moon?  I guess this means we should get married.

- I am looking for a woman that I can be the boss of.

- Have you ever been to the three dollar theater?

- Can I come over to your house and watch the latest episode of The Office?  I will bring cup of noodles for a snack.

- I am training to become an ultimate fighting champion.  My cage name is Prince Of Pain.
Erica Jacquline



Please join me for Listed Tuesday and make sure to check off each item on the list below:
- Follow Erica Jacquline on Bloglovin (It is only polite)
- Write a post about anything you want that includes a list of sorts
- Add the Listed Button to your post
- Come by Erica Jacquline on Tuesdays and add your link
- Read other posts, comment, and make new friends
- Shower, rinse, repeat each week.

I would love it if you guessed which of these guys I actually went on a date with.  What is one of the best lines you have heard to get you on a date?





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29 comments:

  1. Julie MagudaMay 26, 2014 at 10:16 PM

    OMG I laughed so hard at some of these!! So funny!! Was the Indiana Jones guy one that you went out with?? haha! Maybe it's just the Indie lover in me that thinks that may be it. hahaha! I had a guy tell me "You look like a girl my mom would like. Can you cook?" Horrible!

    Julie
    http://www.artworkbyjm.com/

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  2. Amanda Nicole | Peaches in MOMay 27, 2014 at 12:53 AM

    A boy in high school use this line on me:
    "Is your father a jeweler? Cause I think I just found his diamond."

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  3. Julieanne MalleyMay 27, 2014 at 4:49 AM

    I neeed to know which ones got you to go out with them!

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  4. nightowlventingMay 27, 2014 at 5:26 AM

    I hate pick up lines. I wouldn't date a guy that uses lousy pick up lines.

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  5. jackie jadeMay 27, 2014 at 5:39 AM

    haha these are amazing. i've gotten some weird pickup lines too and sadly i still went out with some of the guys! now you need to tell us which guys' lines worked ha.

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  6. Luna LablueMay 27, 2014 at 5:59 AM

    I am normally lost in my own little world and don't realize guys are using pick up lines until my sister tells me after the fact. Unless they use the words date or marry I'm oblivious. Maybe this is why I never had a lot of boyfriends...

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  7. Rebecca ChapmanMay 27, 2014 at 6:13 AM

    Please tell me you went out with the Indian Jones guy. I would have!

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  8. HillMay 27, 2014 at 6:48 AM

    I'm so glad I'm not the only one who hears terrible lines like these. I once had an old man tell me if he were 30 years younger he'd put me in a bag and kidnap me, needless to say I quickly ran away. I had another guy tell me he's like a Big Mac because all the girls want a bite; my response was I don't eat McDonalds.

    From Mississippi With Love

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  9. brooke lynMay 27, 2014 at 7:36 AM

    a mutual love for the same beer obviously means wedding bells.

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  10. Summer DeanMay 27, 2014 at 11:46 PM

    Wow! I love this list. Some of them are cute. Like if they are still in school so they are poor I would go for the movie invites and Denny's. My now husband said some pretty regrettable things on our first couple dates.

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  11. Julie MagudaMay 28, 2014 at 12:31 AM

    hahaha!! I said the same thing!! He was my first crush ever!

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  12. Rebecca ChapmanMay 28, 2014 at 12:35 AM

    Mmmm...I love me some Harrison Ford.

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  13. Erica JacqulineMay 28, 2014 at 3:28 AM

    They are not my fav, but they are funny!

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  14. Erica JacqulineMay 28, 2014 at 3:28 AM

    Check back tomorrow I will reveal all. Hint it is more than one.

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  15. Erica JacqulineMay 28, 2014 at 3:28 AM

    Oh dang! What a line! haha!

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  16. Erica JacqulineMay 28, 2014 at 3:28 AM

    I did go out with Indy guy. I will reveal the others tomorrow! Oh my word that guy needed some therapy!

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  17. Erica JacqulineMay 28, 2014 at 3:29 AM

    haha! I am usually lost too. I really liked $3 theater guy and didn'r realize it was an attempt at a date until my mom yelled at me later that I blew it.

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  18. Erica JacqulineMay 28, 2014 at 3:29 AM

    I will reveal all tomorrow. Hint there are four winners in this list.

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  19. Erica JacqulineMay 28, 2014 at 3:30 AM

    I did go out with IJ guy. It lasted a month and it was weird.

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  20. Erica JacqulineMay 28, 2014 at 3:38 AM

    Obvi I married him right away. We have been drunk ever since.

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  21. Erica JacqulineMay 28, 2014 at 3:38 AM

    HAHA! Guys can be so gross!

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  22. Erica JacqulineMay 28, 2014 at 3:39 AM

    Yes some were from college. I went out with both three dollar theater guy and denny's guy.

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  23. Luna LablueMay 28, 2014 at 4:23 AM

    Oh man...you really missed out on that one!

    I'm so bad I accidentally agreed to go out with a guy without realizing it. Not to blog promote, but here's my post from it if you want the story http://mylowercaselife.blogspot.com/2013/11/the-accidental-date.html

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  24. Dena ArdilloMay 28, 2014 at 4:58 PM

    I would have totally gone out with your "Blue Moon" guy. That's pretty adorable.
    I once had a guy in a bar say to me "Good lord, your hips were made for breedin'!" True story, no g on the end of breedin. Another time, while walking through a Las Vegas casino a guy exclaimed "Holy mackerel!" That shirt forever became known as the "holy mackerel" shirt.

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  25. Nina WMay 29, 2014 at 12:37 AM

    . . . do I want to google what a Prince Albert is?

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  26. There's Always Chinese Hitler - Erica JacqulineMay 29, 2014 at 12:45 AM

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  27. Erica JacqulineMay 29, 2014 at 12:47 AM

    NO! Especially if there are google images! I only know from this encounter and I had to ask someone later what it was. It is a gross piercing that a man can have.

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  28. Erica JacqulineMay 29, 2014 at 12:48 AM

    Ha! He was also the one that said he wanted to be the boss of a lady. He was on the fasttrack to get married that day! And I love the Holy Mackerel! You just do not hear that one enough these days !

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  29. Marielle GreenJune 6, 2014 at 5:19 AM

    Love this! Wish I'd found it earlier; my post today is on pick-up lines/creeper moments

    http://mariellegreen.com/2014/06/14-reasons-why-men-are-weird/

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