Confessions Confessions

I confess I was struggling with a blog post for today.  I went around and read a few others and remembered Kathy's weekly link up so I am joining that today.

//I confess I set my alarm clock for 5:30 so I can run or workout for a half hour before work, and it only happens once, maybe twice a week.

//I confess that today I reset said alarm clock to 6:30.  Penny made me do it.

//I confess that today I really liked my outfit

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//I confess that I really liked my outfit but I liked it a little less when my 65 year old boss came in wearing almost the same thing.  She wore pants instead of a dress and no boots.

//I confess that I make a student take my fashion photos at work and it is a little awkward.

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//I confess that I love this time of year in my Psychology class, because we watch movies for a month straight.  Today A Beautiful Mind.

//I confess that I cry at the end of A Beautiful Mind every time he gives his speech about love.

//I confess that I maybe cried when I watched this weeks episode of "How I Met Your Mother." Love is the best thing we do.

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//I confess that I suck at making tone it up pancakes and I want to hang with Katrina and Karena for a week to learn their ways.

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//I confess I need to stop confessing and get back to work.

Don't Even Try To Connect These Dots.

Today I have a stream of random questions I have been asking myself over the last week or so.  They are in no way connected other than I have thought about it recently.  If you try to find a connection you will fail, although I would love to hear your theories.

Also Penny is making the rounds and has a guest post over at You Gotta Have Hart.  Go say hi!

How in the world could Ezra be A?

OK so true confession I really like Pretty LIttle Liars.  It is totally my guilty pleasure show.  I actually could write 20 blog posts about how I do not get many things that happen on this show.  For example, where are girls parents all the time?  Maybe it was just because my mom loved be but she always knew where I was and who I was with.

Anyway, my doubts of Ezra being A do not stem from a "I love Ezra!" stance.  In fact I find him repulsive.  As a teacher I can not even wrap my head around a teacher falling in love with a student.  Perhaps it is because I teach teenage boys who sometimes wear deodorant, but I have never been able to buy into the premise that Ezra and Aria are actually a couple.  She must really be 25 or something.



The thing that I really have a hard time with is the fact that he could presumably be an English teacher and a murderer.  I am also an English teacher, well I was for a year, and there is no way in the world i would have had time to plan, teach and grade work from my classes and lead a double life as a killer.  When I was teaching English I barely had time to shower and yet here he is showered, looking hot, teaching English rather well, and killing people.  If you are going to have a person with a double life pick a profession that actually has a chance of some down time other than summers and Christmas.

Come on PLL you need to get your story lines together, or not cause I still watch.

How is it that McDonald's sponsors the Olympics?

Hello? This is insane to me! It is like Supersize Me never came out.  Really though, McDonald's is the furthest thing from healthy eating for athletes.  Also they serve hair in their coffee.  You can look at this post for a reference if you want.



 

On a somewhat related note I am so excited for the Olympics next week I can not even stand it!

What would happen if you took off Zac Brown's Hat?

One of my favorite bands is Zac Brown Band.  They are such talented musicians and they have a ton of fun when you see them in concert.  One thing that I noticed about Zac Brown the two times I saw him live was that no matter the temperature homie is wearing a beanie.



If you google ZB without a beanie I believe you will understand why he wears one on the regular.

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One thing that I do not wonder about is Bailey at Becoming Bailey.  Bailey is a lovely blogger over in Kentucky and always lifts my spirits when I read her blog.  Read more about her and why you should be reading her blog!



What is your favorite line from a movie?

My favorite line from a movie: "I don't want to be just one thing. I can't be. I want to be brave and I want to be selfless. Intelligent and honest and kind." I saw this teaser clip of the movie Divergent and loved the quote (and the scene that it's from!) I already know I'm going to love the movie because I loved reading the books.

What is your favorite book?

Picking my favorite book is so hard, because it changes constantly as my obsessions change. Right now I love the Divergent trilogy by Veronica Roth.



Why did you start blogging?

I started blogging the day before my 20th birthday. I had a "quarter-life crisis" when I realized my time in college was nearly ending and I could barely remember it. Blogging has been my way of sharing my experiences with the world.

You are given a free day and $100 what would you do?

If I had a free day and $100, I would go to the bookstore and buy lots and lots of books. Then I'd stop at Burger King on my way home and buy a large Frozen Coke. I'd go home and spend the rest of the day reading.

Where are you from and what is your favorite thing to do there?

I'm from Owensboro, Kentucky. There's not a lot to do here... except eat. Our barbecue is world-famous, especially our mutton and burgoo. We also have the most fast-food restaurants per square mile in the US.

If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go and why?

I love traveling and experiencing new things. There's so many countries that I would love to visit someday, but I especially want to visit Germany and Ireland because they are my ancestors' homelands.



Who was your childhood celebrity crush? 

My childhood celebrity crush was Aaron Carter. I saw him in concert and my 9 year old self was dying of happiness. I would always imagine that he would come sweep me off my feet and we'd live happily ever after. Hahaha wow I was such a dork.

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6 Things That Happened This Weekend

Where did the weekend go?  Is it just me or was this weekend way way way too fast?  I could have used like 15 more days before going back to work.

This weekend was a big one for some folks in the world, and I was one of them.

First, The Grammy's happened.

Congrats to the night's biggest winners Steve Martin and Edie Brickell for winning  Best American Roots Song: “Love Has Come For You."  I always hate that you have to watch the whole show just to find out who won this extremely well-known category!

PS  - yes that is comedian Steve Martin!  If you want a complete list of all the awards Ryan Lewis and Macklemore won you can click here.

PSS- It looks like Katy Perry has become the Susan Lucci of the Grammys.  Keep your chin up Katy, maybe in 20 years Macklemore will stop singing songs about looking incredible in your grandpa's clothes and your tunes will be appreciated.

Second, Sean and Catherine had sex.  Oh wait, I mean they got married.



It was just hard to tell what I was supposed to be watching and excited for because of all the reminders that they were going to have sex for the first time.  By the way they finally are having sex!  Um, can I just say that if I were going to be getting married on TV I would NOT want all the focus to be on my having sex for the first time.  #boundaries.



Third, the Ducks thrashed the Kings in the Stadium Series 3-0.  I thought that the game would be a mess because it was outside in Southern California.  I mean it was 75 degrees during the day and I was worried there would be no ice. But the game went on and apparently the ice didm't totally melt.

I watched the game from a restaurant with a bunch of other hockey fans and I think I had a better seat from the bar than I would if I had tickets for the game (even though I actually wanted to be at the game).  The Ducks shutout the Kings and I couldn't have been happier!

 

Fourth, I went on another date with the guy from this post and he fell asleep at the table.  He wasn't in REM sleep or anything, but homie could not stop yawning!  I was baffled.  I am quite the catch and I am pretty sure it would be really hard to fall asleep while in conversation with me!  I would have let it go but it is the second time it happened!  I am telling you He fell asleep on our first date too.  Fall asleep on a date shame on you.  Fall asleep on a date twice shame on me.

Fifth, It appears I have a soul mate that I did not meet.  I went with a friend to get pedicures this weekend and the man on the other side of her apparently was just like me.  We both get pedicures, love Sherlock, and think vow renewal ceremonies are a desperate attempt to salvage a marriage.  I had no idea of all the things that connected us until later that day.  My friend was a terrible wing person!  So if you read this blog let me know.  All I am looking for is someone who is nice, clean and can stay awake on a date.

Sixth, Penny went to the dog park and showed the world she is a stuck up little dog.  I am telling you she will not play with the riffraff of the world!  If you weigh less than 40 pounds you are no good for her.  I apologize for anyone whose feelings this girl has hurt and I assure you we are working on it.

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How was your weekend?  What exciting things happened to you or better yet what boring things happened that would have made a date fall asleep at the table?

Why ABC Should Cast Me On The Bachelor

So if you didn't have a life last night and you were on twitter I know for a fact that you were reading my stream from live tweeting The Bachelor.  Let me tell ya I thought I was really funny last night, and so did two other people.

Some of my best quips from the night are as follows

How many years has it been since Cassandra want on a first date? She only said it like once. #Not #TheBachelor

— Erica Thompson (@EricaJT) January 21, 2014

 

Yes Chelsie if you can jump off a bridge with JP you can handle anything - identity theft, terminal illness, drug addiction. #TheBachelor

— Erica Thompson (@EricaJT) January 21, 2014

 

I am looking for a guy who has mastered the art of upside down kissing. #TheBachelor

— Erica Thompson (@EricaJT) January 21, 2014

 

Sharleen I saw your soul through the camera lens tonight. Your fears are now confirmed #TheBachelor

— Erica Thompson (@EricaJT) January 21, 2014

 

Where did all these brunette girls come from? #TheBachelor

— Erica Thompson (@EricaJT) January 21, 2014

Somewhere during all this live tweeting I realized that I really wanted to be a contestant on The Bachelor.  Not because I want to date anyone on TV and have the world watch as I awkwardly learn how to kiss (shout out to Charlene), but because I want a better tan.

If ABC cast me on The Bachelor I can tell you how my time would go down.

1. Wear all my old bridesmaid dresses

Brides have told me that I can wear my bridesmaid dress again in real life.  Well I have yet to find an opportunity to do this outside of being cast on The Bachelor.

2. I would just hang out by the pool and get a sweet tan for two weeks

You guys I can not stress this enough.  I would literally just lounge about while the sun was shining.  I probably wouldn't even talk to any of the girls there and then the producers could invent some drama out of it.  I would be the girl who is one way with them and anther way when The Bachelor comes in the room.  I mean I would have to act somewhat interested in order to keep the pool benefits.

3. I could read so many books

With all the lounging I would be able to catch up on all the books on my Kindle.

4. I would have so much blog material

No but really, I am pretty sure this could launch a career for me.  ABC  help a sister out.

5. I wouldn't care if I got a date or not

Group date, one on one, two on one, sneaking around in the bushes, none of that would matter to me.  I could pretend to be pissed of and hurt when my name wasn't on a date card, but inside I would be rejoicing.

6. Free home gym


You know those girls have to have a pretty great gym in that mansion.  I have always wanted a home gym to work out in before I lay out by my pool and read a book on my Kindle.

7. Dogs are allowed now

Now that Kelly has broken down the social stigma of loving dogs as a profession I am able to walk on the trail that she so brilliantly blazed for dog lovers everywhere.

Pack you bags Penny we are heading to the bachelor mansion!

A Winter Juan-derland

I have a million ideas for blog post but now of them wanted to be written today.  Instead I took the time to write some letters to the cast of The Bachelor.

Dear First Grade Teacher,

Way to not pose nude on national TV.  You have class and realized you  would probably never get a job in education again if you did what the sleezy producers told you to. Now I think you will only lose half the jobs you apply for. I mean you are still on The Bachelor after all.

Respectful clothed,

Never Nudes

Dear Free Spirit,

While I commend you on your lack of inhibitions, there is a time and a place for you to be naked. - your own home, a beach with a group of baby boomers who are not shakeled by the restraints that society places on them in the form of clothing, a shower.

Please wear some shoes,

The Ground and The World

Dear Juan Pablo,

You earned some respect points last night.  You got rid of the drunk child because you could tell she wouldn't fit into your life.  High five.  At this point you are almost even, but, you need to do more to make up for your lack of judgment with Dog Lover and Free Spirit.

Love,

Someone with a job

Dear Winter Wonderland Girl,

[caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="275"] Ps Winter Juan-derland girl is the same as pregnant girl.[/caption]

It's cool to wear clothes.  I know you were in a hot tub and some guy started to sing and all you could do was grab a parka, but really it was snowing, get some sweats.

Cover Up!

Sweat pants lover

Dear Blog Readers,

Below you will read about the lovely Hima over at Hima Hearts.

I love Hima and her blog.   She started her blog after reading one of my favorite books The Happiness Project by Gretchen Rubin.  If you have not read that book go read it after you give Hima some love.  She also lives in the beautiful state of California where it has been a blustery 80 degrees this week (at least in my little corner of the state).

 

Hima Hearts is a fun blog that offers a little bit of everything from picture of her cute dog, to her sweet but sassy little brother.

If you are looking for tips on how to write a song that will climb the charts her how to will help you out: How to Write a Hit Song

If you are a part of one of the power couples be warned, you have to stay together forever! Couples Who Should Never Ever Break Up

Follow this treasure of a blogger by clicking on the links below

Bloglovin' // Instagram // Twitter

xoxo,

Erica

The "Juan" To Remember

Every single year I tell myself I am over the whole Bachelor shebang and every year I end up watching it anyway.  I actually had lofty plans of doing Pilates at him and reading a book, but when my best friend Laura called and asked if I was watching I gave in.  I am weak.

To begin I was really into Juan Pablo when he was on Des's season.  In fact he was the only one I was into.  He seemed happy all the time and was not involved in any of the man drama that occurred, well at least he never was on the TV when the man drama occurred, plus he is hot.

[caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="225"] This is his Twitter Photo, I mean come on![/caption]

I am pretty sure other women noticed this and he quickly rose in fame and became the Bachelor.  Then I lost interest.  The more he talked the less I liked him, which goes to show I just liked the fantasy of him.  That being said the women on the show are not as relationship savvy as I am and they have yet to figure that one out.

Last night as I watched the 27 women pile out of limos or play a moving piano I realized this poor guy likes them all!  I mean he really liked all the girls!  How do I know this?  He gave "free spirit" and "dog lover" a rose.  Those are the girls job titles by the way.  Ladies times are tough you can say you are looking for a job or a husband, we understand.

Watching Juan Pablo make those terrible choices made me realize this guy doesn't know what he is doing.  I have personally taken it upon myself to give him some clear warning signs of women he should avoid and help lead him on his path to "The Juan." (By the way ABC I am pretty sure Juan-uary is not going to happen.)

Top Girls to Avoid on The Bachelor 

1. A girl who was just dumped by her fiancé and his child.  



Yeah Lauren H. I am looking at you.  I am pretty sure the theatrically crying you went through shows you should not have been cast on The Bachelor and should have been referred to a therapist.  No but really I think you need to talk to someone and get those feelings out in a safe space.  If you happen upon this blog, contact me, I know some really great people.

2. A girl you can have a full conversation while crying. 



Gosh Lauren H. this is you again.  I came up with a theory last night that if a girl can talk while crying she cries lot.  For example when I cry I CRY.  I mean no words come out of my mouth and I just cry.  I only cry like once every three months so I am just not accustomed to doing other things while crying.  If a lady can multitask while crying she is drama.

3. A girl who doesn't wear shoes in social settings.

Oh Lucy you Free Spirit you!  Unfortunately, being a pretend hippie quit being cute when yu left college and your co-op farm.  I know you are unique and I hate to squash your dreams you keep in your dream journal, but other than being intriguing I do not know how long this can last.

4. A girl who says she can not wait to "rub" you upon meeting you.



Even if she is a professional like Amy was, that is just plain creepy.  I am pretty sure that the Better Business Buearu needs to be notified of this lady by the way.  Do you guys think anyone goes back after their first massage with her.  I would be afraid for my life.

5. A girl who doesn't know her name.



Actually I feel bad for little Kat, I mean Kylie.  She thought she heard her name and it was not her name.  It was by far the most awkward moment ever and I loved it.

6. She's just not that into you.

[caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="320"] You can see it in her eyes, she is not into him.[/caption]

So Opera Singer girl was totally not impressed with good old JP which might be why he was so impressed with her.  I hate to tell you this boys, but if a girl doesn't like you it is usually clear, even if she is being nice.  Learn some cues and save yourself some time.

7. A girl who has Ombre hair.

I know this one might be mean, cause it might still be a trend, but really is it?  The lawyer girl who thought she was auditioning for a role on Judge Judy was interesting and ombre.  If a girl has orange hair run the other way.

8. A girl who is already faking a pregnancy.



Anyone want to guess what your future is going to look like?

JP "I think we should break up."

Girl "But I am pregnant!"

This could go on for years.

 

So far JP I only approve of two girls on the show, which could make for a long season.  My top choices for Juan are:

Nikki the Nurse 



Renee the Single Mom



At this point that is all you should care about because the others are just going to break your heart and drive you insane.  In fact just run away with Renee right now and blend your families.  I realize that all of this advice is a few months too late, but I have faith in the development of time machines and I know you will be able to rectify your poor choices one day soon.  Be sure to bookmark this page in case time travel is a few years down the road.



That is all I got for today ladies!  Did you watch last night?  If so what did you think?  Who were your favorites?

In case the Bachelor is not your thing, don't fret, I am not planning on writing about it each week.  Only when something really dramatic or silly happens. 

PS - is being a dog lover for a job socially acceptable yet?  I really want to hop on board that train.

PS Again - Thanks to everyone who came over from Crowley Party!  I hope you stick around and read more!  You can follow me on bloglovin' by clicking the button below.