Dear First Grade Teacher,
Way to not pose nude on national TV. You have class and realized you would probably never get a job in education again if you did what the sleezy producers told you to. Now I think you will only lose half the jobs you apply for. I mean you are still on The Bachelor after all.
Respectful clothed,
Never Nudes
Dear Free Spirit,
While I commend you on your lack of inhibitions, there is a time and a place for you to be naked. - your own home, a beach with a group of baby boomers who are not shakeled by the restraints that society places on them in the form of clothing, a shower.
Please wear some shoes,
The Ground and The World
Dear Juan Pablo,
You earned some respect points last night. You got rid of the drunk child because you could tell she wouldn't fit into your life. High five. At this point you are almost even, but, you need to do more to make up for your lack of judgment with Dog Lover and Free Spirit.
Love,
Someone with a job
Dear Winter Wonderland Girl,
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Ps Winter Juan-derland girl is the same as pregnant girl.[/caption]It's cool to wear clothes. I know you were in a hot tub and some guy started to sing and all you could do was grab a parka, but really it was snowing, get some sweats.
Cover Up!
Sweat pants lover
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Haha love this!! Definitely agree with you - why is he keeping Lucy around?! Doesn't seem like mother material anymore than the drunk girl in the bathroom!
ReplyDeleteYeah... I am sure the producers are encouraging him to keep her around. Or maybe he is actually attracted to her in some weird way?
ReplyDeleteLove this!! Love me some Bachelor.
ReplyDeleteI totally agree! Elise was so smart by offering her costume to Free Spirit Lucy. And yeah, there's no way he sees mother material in Lucy.
ReplyDeleteRight? Such a great idea.
ReplyDeletehaha! Thanks. Oh the Bachelor is quite a delight.
ReplyDeleteI only saw the first episode of The Bachelor, but I was surprised to see how many educators were cast. I often wonder what these women are thinking. Perhaps their plan is to leave their career choice after the show? Some of their antics...I just don't see how they think the show and their job would ever vibe together. But good for that teacher for remaining modest on national television!
ReplyDeleteThanks Erica! I don't watch the Bachelor but all of these blog recaps make me want to!
ReplyDeletexo, Hima
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Right. I would never go back in the classroom if I was on the Bachelor. You know you students are going to be so aware that you were on TV. How could they respect you after that. "Hey man where's your homework?" "In a hot tub with Juan Pablo. Oh wait that was you!" Just the imaginary conversation that could ensue!
ReplyDeleteHa! it is pure trash1 I like to watch and laugh and look at the psychological problems people on TV have!
ReplyDeleteI just read this post because I just watched this episode. I love your letters :) I do wonder about him for keeoing the dog lover and free spirit around...but yes props for getting rid of the drunk
ReplyDeleteI feel like he might not know that is what their job is. I was thinking about it and maybe we just know it because the TV tells us all the time, maybe they never said it or they have a real job too?
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