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Roasted Concrete in the house![/caption]Later in the day we were talking about the crummy thing people do in the world. The topic turned to people who steal dogs from cars. If anyone actually committed this terrible crime they would have an automatic ticket to hell.
I thought that was the funniest thing in the world and we brainstormed all the things that would warrent an automatic ticket to hell. I really like to write little songs that go with the things I am talking about. Pretty soon I started singing this little ditty after each instant we came up with. I then decided that Automatic Ticket to Hell would be Roasted Concrete's first single.
Below are a list of things I have come up with that would give a person an Automatic Ticket to Hell. After each of these you can play the video again and again or just sing your own version.
Please note that I do not actually think these people need to go to Hell. I can not decide that. I am not God. Really it is just a list of things that make a person a jerk or annoy me.
- Stealing a dog from a car.
- Anyone who does not like Penny
- Telling someone in a wheelchair that you will race them.
- Keeping your children out past 10 pm in Vegas.
- Cutting in and out of traffic to gain a minute on your arrival time.
- Posting a photo of yourself on your blog or Instagram that you look great in but your friends look terrible in.
- Hearing that someone is not there for a reservation and saying it you.
- Talking to someone on speakerphone in a public restroom.
- Thumping the beats in your car so hard you cause an earthquake.
- Having a conversation with me as I am walking into the restroom.
- Hearing me say "hi", making eye contact with me, and walking away.
- Making me ask for more of anything at Chipotle.
- The Chipotle worker who forgets to give me the vinegarette I asked for.
- When the person in front of me has to read the menu at Subway, they have sandwiches with meat, just choose one.
- When the person in front of me has to get sandwiches for the whole office and won't let me go before them.
So we need your help to make this song a total hit. What would you add to the automatic ticket to hell list?
