Penny Explains It All

Hi everyone!  Penny here taking over the typing for Erica today.  She has been a little bogged down at work this week and asked if I would help her out.  Of course I jumped at the chance to look at that box screen she spends time on when she should be taking me for a walk or letting me bite her because my gums hurt from my new teeth.  Erica can be pretty rude.

So far things are going alright at this house.  I mean nothing bad has ever happened.  I went to the animal doctor and she made me stay in a cage all day long.  No matter how much I barked she wouldn't let me out or play with me.  I learned that I like barking from that experience and I now use this new skill whenever I want attention.  I don't really like to bark at "bad people" or scary dogs.  No, I just bark at Erica to make sure she knows I am here.

Speaking of scary dogs I am best friends with some big dogs.  I am not kidding, there is something about a little rat dog that just drives me crazy.  Erica took me to the dog beach and five small friends tried to play with me and I was too good for them. I preferred to play with my friends India, Bear the German Shepard, and Goldendoodle (we both look silly when we are wet).

Now that we are on the topic of getting wet I have to tell you that I am not a fan of taking baths.  Poor Erica has tried so many things to help me get over my overactive bath time routine.  She has tried giving me a bath in the sink in the kitchen, hosing me off outside, and giving me a bubble bath upstairs.  So far my favorite is to jump in the shower with her in the morning.  It gives me time to hang out with her a little more and keeps her home longer because she has to dry me off before she can go to work.  Bahahahahahaha!

I really hate it when Erica goes to work.  I have to sit around the house all alone for like a million hours.  She comes home and plays with me during her lunch and then she leaves again for another million hours.  My favorite time of day is when she comes home and then takes me for a long walk.  I get a little tired and refuse to walk now and then.  I pretty much jump into her arms and make her carry me for a few minutes.  It is fabulous.

When I do walk on the ground I like to play a game where I won't walk on anything round and metal on the sidewalk.  That is weird.  I also like to stop whenever there is a person around and just look at them.  I am a little bit creepy but who can resist this face.

I am so happy that Erica let me clear the air around here today. I really think it is important that you know just how silly she is and maybe you can talk to her about making some better choices with her life.

I am going to go chew on my Christmas h'at now.  I like this hat a lot, but it scares me a little.  If I bite it one spot it will start talking to me.  It says something about having a Merry Christmas."  I am not sure what that means, but I am pretty sure it is a death threat.  I promptly run away from the magic voice.

Kisses,

Penny

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