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Thursday, January 30, 2014
Happy Lunar New Year A Vlog
Wednesday, January 29, 2014
My Super Important Life Goals
So instead of sharing the goals that are totally meaningful today I want to share some goals that are less meaningful but just as serious.
Have a blue verified button on my Twitter
In case you are wondering being verified on Twitter happens when you are famous or have been on Dancing With The Stars. It is the little blue circle with the whit check mark on the users Twitter account. Let's look at The White House twitter account. They have the check mark, you can rest assured that the tweets from this account actually come from The White House, not President Obama, but the house itself. How cool is that?
Side note - One of my kidding, but secretly for real dreams is to be the First Lady one day. I know I could say I want to be President, but have you seen what that job has done to Barak Obama's hair? No thank you. I really think it would be amazing to be First Lady though.
You have no idea how much I want this. I am pretty sure that my plan of being on The Bachelor will get me there though. Come on ABC what's a girl gotta do?
Start a hashtag movement
I really really want to be the person behind a hashtag phenomenon. If only I fought of #throwbackthursday
So here are some hashtags I am attempting to make happen and you should join in and help me take over instagram.
#SeriouslySaturday
Seriously Saturday can be a lot of things. You can take a serious picture the one below:
Or you can take a picture of something that is seriously _________________________.
This looks like a good point to tell you to follow me on instagram. I promise I try to post things other then Penny.
Have a successful Link Up!
I had a feature on my blog before Christmas time called Sunday Funday, which you should read about. Essential I had an Essie nail polish which is the perfect shade of pink orange.
I liked the name and then decided to make a post out of it. Sunday Funday is a quick post on a Sunday linking to a video, website, meme, e-card, vlog, funny story, other blog post, etc. that makes you laugh or makes your day a little brighter.
I would love to open this up to anyone who is interested in sharing what makes them laugh over the weekend. So this Sunday please feel free to link your Sunday Funday post here. All you should do is follow me, add your link so I can follow you back, and slap this button on your post so others can join the fun.
I would love to open this up to co-host options as well. If you are interested in co-hosting Sunday Funday in the near future please send me an email, ericajacquline@gmail.com or comment below and we can get it going.
Have a billion followers
Just kidding, but how cool would that be man! In case you really want to take that one on you can find all my social media links below.
Thanks for putting up with my delusions of grandeur for today. Do you have any fun/ridiculous dreams when it comes to social media?
Bloglovin - Twitter - Instagram - Facebook - Pinterest
Tuesday, January 28, 2014
I Ruined A Child's Life
This morning I was took Penny out to do her business. She hates it when people walk by when she is pooping. I think she has some performance anxiety or something. Anyway we were outside, Penny just pooped, I was picking it up with a bag my neighbors leave their house to go to school.
Penny saw them and decided that she had to become best friends with the boy. The boy is probably 12 years old, wants to be on the basketball team, and is nice to his mom.
Penny took off so fast that I lost my grip on the leash and ran right for the boy. He was holding a box and couldn't do anything about it. I ran after her and tried to get a hold of her. Her leash got tangled in the boy's legs and it was all one mess. I finally got her free from the sweet child and noticed he had something on his leg. I assumed it was dirt and just walked away.
I went to my house with Penny and realized I had the bag of poop in my hand and it was not tied off. I looked at it and realized that it was not dirt on the poor boy's leg, it was poop!
I then had a whole vision of what that boy's day, year, and life were going to be like. I am sure some nicknames like Poopy Peter, Smelly Smith, and Stinky Stanley are in his future. Really this kid could have major social issues for the rest of his life and it is all my fault.
I saw him playing basketball after school and I wanted to ask him how his day went and tell him it would all be OK. But I was too shy because I was probably the person who ruined his life and will cause him to never be married and live with his parents for the rest of his life.
So Stinky Stanley if you for some reason read this blog, I am sorry. I hope my dog's poop did not ruin your life. If she did I will be looking for a letter from you in a few years from Iceland.
Please forgive me!
Erica (and Penny, I mean it is really her fault!)
Monday, January 27, 2014
I'm Sorry Walt Whitman
Sunday, January 26, 2014
6 Things That Happened This Weekend
This weekend was a big one for some folks in the world, and I was one of them.
First, The Grammy's happened.
Congrats to the night's biggest winners Steve Martin and Edie Brickell for winning Best American Roots Song: “Love Has Come For You." I always hate that you have to watch the whole show just to find out who won this extremely well-known category!
PS - yes that is comedian Steve Martin! If you want a complete list of all the awards Ryan Lewis and Macklemore won you can click here.
PSS- It looks like Katy Perry has become the Susan Lucci of the Grammys. Keep your chin up Katy, maybe in 20 years Macklemore will stop singing songs about looking incredible in your grandpa's clothes and your tunes will be appreciated.
Second, Sean and Catherine had sex. Oh wait, I mean they got married.
It was just hard to tell what I was supposed to be watching and excited for because of all the reminders that they were going to have sex for the first time. By the way they finally are having sex! Um, can I just say that if I were going to be getting married on TV I would NOT want all the focus to be on my having sex for the first time. #boundaries.
Third, the Ducks thrashed the Kings in the Stadium Series 3-0. I thought that the game would be a mess because it was outside in Southern California. I mean it was 75 degrees during the day and I was worried there would be no ice. But the game went on and apparently the ice didm't totally melt.
I watched the game from a restaurant with a bunch of other hockey fans and I think I had a better seat from the bar than I would if I had tickets for the game (even though I actually wanted to be at the game). The Ducks shutout the Kings and I couldn't have been happier!
Fourth, I went on another date with the guy from this post and he fell asleep at the table. He wasn't in REM sleep or anything, but homie could not stop yawning! I was baffled. I am quite the catch and I am pretty sure it would be really hard to fall asleep while in conversation with me! I would have let it go but it is the second time it happened! I am telling you He fell asleep on our first date too. Fall asleep on a date shame on you. Fall asleep on a date twice shame on me.
Fifth, It appears I have a soul mate that I did not meet. I went with a friend to get pedicures this weekend and the man on the other side of her apparently was just like me. We both get pedicures, love Sherlock, and think vow renewal ceremonies are a desperate attempt to salvage a marriage. I had no idea of all the things that connected us until later that day. My friend was a terrible wing person! So if you read this blog let me know. All I am looking for is someone who is nice, clean and can stay awake on a date.
Sixth, Penny went to the dog park and showed the world she is a stuck up little dog. I am telling you she will not play with the riffraff of the world! If you weigh less than 40 pounds you are no good for her. I apologize for anyone whose feelings this girl has hurt and I assure you we are working on it.
[caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="576"] Penny's i know I am better than you face.[/caption]
How was your weekend? What exciting things happened to you or better yet what boring things happened that would have made a date fall asleep at the table?
Thursday, January 23, 2014
Sister Act 2 Lied To Me
I do not know if you were as cool as me, but Sister Act 2 was one of my top five movies when I was a wee little lass. I never saw Sister Act, but that didn't matter. I would watch this movie again and again. I had the soundtrack 30 times a day and sing the songs until I was as good as Lauren Hill, or so I thought.
My love for this movie happened during a formative time in my life when I was 9 years old. At that point I thought I was a little gansta child and this movie fed my wanna be bad girl ways.
I realized as I watched the movie today that I was lied to in many ways that a little girl can not really realize until she grows up and knows a little bit more about the world. Now I will present to you all the ways Sister Act 2 lied to me about life.
Being a Las Vegas Showgirl only entails singing a medley of hits from the 1960s
That opening sequence with Whoopi singing about 20 songs in a four minute time frame gave me such a great portrayal of what a Las Vegas Showgirl does. I loved that you could combine a million songs together and sing them for people in a sparkly dress. If that was being a showgirl then that is what I wanted to be when I grew up.
Whoopi Goldberg could believably play a Showgirl
Maybe it is because I know who Whoopi is now and I can see her on The View everyday, but it was really hard to believe she could have been a showgirl in Vegas. I would have totally believed it if she was performing in Reno though.
Teaching inner city youths is fun and easy once you teach them a few vocal exercises.
As a teacher in a nice area I know that this is not even close to the truth. Look at all that attitude Lauryn Hill is going you. She is hard core and will not be won over with a few times through "Do a Dear." Even Maria von Trapp would have had a heck of a time with these youths. Either that or they weren't that ghetto.
Singing "Oh Happy Day" like a girl will make you cool and give you self confidence.
In perhaps one of the most memorable scenes in the movie the little scrawny boy came out of his shell and sang Oh Happy Day like Mariah Carrey angle. Somehow this made him cool and made him feel good about himself. I know life is not like this. For the boys who sing in a beautiful falsetto they usually get made fun of for not going through puberty yet.
Did anyone else try and sing like he did with your friends? We would sing this song over and over again to see who could hit that high note the best. Looking back it really did not make us cool.
You can lie to your mom if you are as talented as Lauryn Hill
So Lauryn Hill's mom did not want her to sing because of her dead beat dad, or something like that. LH is pretty upset about this so instead of obeying her mom or having a real conversation she forges a permission slip and goes on a school trip. Her mom shows up and right when you think all hell is about to break loose nothing happens. LH sings her heart out and her mom gives her a hug. The End. I am pretty sure I would have been grounded for a month or three if I pulled that stunt.
Professor McGonagall, or if you are more classy the grandma on Downton Abbey was a nu
Round sunglasses are cool
Joyful Joyful is not actually a rap - gospel hybrid song.
I remember singing this song in church and waiting for the part where we would break out the rap. I was so excited to sing "Cause all I know is that I'm down with G-O-D! You down with G-O-D? Yeah you know me!"
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Now I would love to introduce you to Bri over at Deliciously Active. Bri is so great about blogging fantastic recipes and encouraging her readers to eat healthy and work out. If you want to know how to make your own donuts check out her post Move Over Dunkin and check out how tough this girl is and the 7.1 mile race she took part in I'm Savage.
Wednesday, January 22, 2014
How To Grow Your Blog - Live and Learn
One of the things I have been living and learning this month has really been in relationship to my blog. I have had a huge increase in readership and interactions this month and I have loved every minute of it. The more I learn about blogging the more I love it and want more of it.
I have noticed some of the biggest blogs do a few things and I totally gave into their peer pressure. Here are the things that I now do or own and the result has been a more visited blog. The truth is probably due to some great giveaways, but for today this is how i lived and learned on how to grow my blog.
Take a DSLR photo of yourself
This does not mean take a lot of photos with a DSLR camera, or even buy a DSLR camera. All you need to do is take a photo of yourself holding a DSLR camera. Borrow one from your uncle, neighbor, or Best Buy take a photo and slap that bad boy on every social media outlet you have. Let the world know you were in the presence of a DSLR camera, thus legitimizing your blog.
Get a Dog
This one will be a little harder to fake. Sure you can take a photo with a friend's dog now and then but if you do not post pictures of your fur baby at least twice a day none of us professional bloggers will believe you. This will probably be the largest investment you can make for your blog. So far Penny has cost me 16 crap loads (that is an exact figure.) But the joy she brings me when I get 20 likes on Instagram is irreplaceable.
Get in a relationship
I have been told I am too picky when it comes to dating. Once I lowered my standards and just dated people to have blog material I became much more relatable and open. Instead of looking for my Thor-like man to hold me in his incredibly buff arms I can date guys who play Playstation hockey and then tell you they are pretty my Thor or a NHL player and you ÷don't even know the difference.
[caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="508"] I would like you to meet my boyfriend.[/caption]
Write about blogging
Blogger cannot get enough of blogging. I mean it is like our black tar heroin, I am not even sure if that is a thing i just heard about it once on the street. I am telling you my posts about blogging are my most viewed posts. For example Things This Blogger has Yet to Say and Best Blogs To Sponsor. Now this post will be up there with the huge posts about blogging in the past.
This is of course all in good fun!
I loved working with Lindsey on this post. She is the very sweet and crafty lady over at The Crafty Practitioner. You should read more of her posts about Live and Learn. You will also be so jealous that she did not make your birthday party Lorax themed when you see what she did for her son's birthday.
She is a Nurse Practitioner and a crafter. She does a great job of sharing her love for people and her love for crafts on her blog. You can follow her on Bloglovin, Twitter, and Facebook.
Tuesday, January 21, 2014
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Why ABC Should Cast Me On The Bachelor
Some of my best quips from the night are as follows
How many years has it been since Cassandra want on a first date? She only said it like once. #Not #TheBachelor
— Erica Thompson (@EricaJT) January 21, 2014
Yes Chelsie if you can jump off a bridge with JP you can handle anything - identity theft, terminal illness, drug addiction. #TheBachelor
— Erica Thompson (@EricaJT) January 21, 2014
I am looking for a guy who has mastered the art of upside down kissing. #TheBachelor
— Erica Thompson (@EricaJT) January 21, 2014
Sharleen I saw your soul through the camera lens tonight. Your fears are now confirmed #TheBachelor
— Erica Thompson (@EricaJT) January 21, 2014
Where did all these brunette girls come from? #TheBachelor
— Erica Thompson (@EricaJT) January 21, 2014
Somewhere during all this live tweeting I realized that I really wanted to be a contestant on The Bachelor. Not because I want to date anyone on TV and have the world watch as I awkwardly learn how to kiss (shout out to Charlene), but because I want a better tan.
If ABC cast me on The Bachelor I can tell you how my time would go down.
1. Wear all my old bridesmaid dresses
Brides have told me that I can wear my bridesmaid dress again in real life. Well I have yet to find an opportunity to do this outside of being cast on The Bachelor.
2. I would just hang out by the pool and get a sweet tan for two weeks
You guys I can not stress this enough. I would literally just lounge about while the sun was shining. I probably wouldn't even talk to any of the girls there and then the producers could invent some drama out of it. I would be the girl who is one way with them and anther way when The Bachelor comes in the room. I mean I would have to act somewhat interested in order to keep the pool benefits.
3. I could read so many books
With all the lounging I would be able to catch up on all the books on my Kindle.
4. I would have so much blog material
No but really, I am pretty sure this could launch a career for me. ABC help a sister out.
5. I wouldn't care if I got a date or not
Group date, one on one, two on one, sneaking around in the bushes, none of that would matter to me. I could pretend to be pissed of and hurt when my name wasn't on a date card, but inside I would be rejoicing.
6. Free home gym
You know those girls have to have a pretty great gym in that mansion. I have always wanted a home gym to work out in before I lay out by my pool and read a book on my Kindle.
7. Dogs are allowed now
Now that Kelly has broken down the social stigma of loving dogs as a profession I am able to walk on the trail that she so brilliantly blazed for dog lovers everywhere.
Pack you bags Penny we are heading to the bachelor mansion!
Monday, January 20, 2014
500 And Counting
This weekend was a very interesting one. I went to try to help May buy a car, if you need some stress in your life help an international student from China buy a car. She still does not have a car and I am not sure when she will have one, tomorrow please!
On Saturday night I went to dinner with my mom. My mom is one of the most amazing people in the whole world and as I have mentioned here before, my number one fan, HI mom. She reads every blog post I write and will send me a sweet little text telling me what she liked about it. That might be too much mom for some people but I like it when people in my face to face life know about my blog and want to talk to me about it. It is a part of my life and I appreciate that they take the time to read and connect.
I once explained to my mom about followers and what good numbers for your blog are and she instantly was intrigued. She told em when I reached 500 followers she would take me out to dinner, anywhere I wanted. How sweet is that? A free dinner because 500 of you lovely people follow my blog.
[caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="688"] My mom was really happy she got the hockey game in the background of my picture.[/caption]
[caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="655"] Isn't my mom darling?[/caption]
Last week I reached that mark and then I saw a commercial for Red Lobster. My mom texted and asked where I wanted to go and I knew I needed Red Lobster to make my life complete. We went to the one in Montclair, Ca and had a great meal.
Apparently, our food took a long time to come out to us, I didn't even notice. Before we even got our food the manager came to the table to apologize for the delay and to tell us our meals were complimentary. My mom and I both got a grilled salmon dinner, salads, and dessert for free man all we had to pay for were our drinks. It was a great way to celebrate.
[caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="581"] I do not always order desserts, but when I do there is a warm chocolate chip cookie involved.[/caption]
All of this to say I really love blogging and I love finding ways to celebrate some achievements that this little blog makes. I appreciate each of you who reads and comments. I truly love writing and I look forward to many more celebrations along the way.
If you are a restaurant, business or event that wants to celebrate with me when I reach 1000 followers let me know I am always down for a good time.
Friday, January 17, 2014
Hello, My Name Is
That is a weird intro to follow the title of this post. MLK Jr. and Voldemort share nothing in common and I apologize for my lack of transition.
In case you are new around here let me tell you a little about me. I work as a teacher and counselor at a high school in Southern California. The school I work for has a huge population of students from Asia who have come to America to learn English and earn a high school diploma with the hopes of going to a good college in America.
I really love the population of students I work with. One of the things I love the most is learning from them about a part of the world I have yet to visit. I also love that we do things differently. One of the most obvious examples is in the way they choose their names.
When they come to our school we give them the opportunity to choose a nickname or an American name. The process by which they do this is hilarious and I want to share some of my favorite with you now.
I Love Basketball Names
Alan Iverson (as a first name)
Michael Jordan (first name)
Howard
Dwight
Kobe
I Love Pop Culture Names
Harry Potter (again as a first name)
Beyoncé
I Found A Website of Popular Baby Names From 1920
Mavis (beacon teaches typing)
Rita
Shirley
Henry
Mabel
I Want To Be Original Names
Quintella
Kalyn (to be pronounced KEElin)
Afra
Po
Ethnicity Ambiguous Names
Tores
Jamile
Quintella (again)
Rico
Arturo and Esmi (they are brother and sister. To be fair they lived in Spain for a long time)
The Terrifying Names
Lucifer
I Only Know a Few Words In English Names
Tree
Blue
Bunny
April
Yoyo
Twitter (Just Kidding, but really it is bound to happen soon)
I had a conversation with one of my classes last year about their names and asked where they came from. The categories above are pretty much what they told me. I had the funniest image in my mind and wanted a brave student to go to the office and ask for a name change.
I thought it would be hilarious if one of my students went into the office and said they wanted to change their name to Voldemort, totally serious and dead faced. I work at a Christian school and I know how that would play out. For some reason I just thought it would be the funniest thing in the world. I pictured him going to class and having his name on the roster as Voldemort and his teachers calling him "The One Who Must Not Be Named."
I have a student who has accept this challenge, but has yet to work up the courage to do anything about it. I have faith that by the end of the year Voldemort will attend my school.
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And now I would like to introduce you to one of my first blog friends Brittany from Blissfully Britt.
Britt is a a college student in Minnesota freezing her booty off right now. She didn't tell me that I am just guessing that anyone who lives in Minnesota is always cold.
If you want to read more about her booty check out her post Getting Cheeky With It (sorry for the awkward transition!) Also read her post about her cute pup getting older, Growing Pains.
And now she will tell you a little about herself and why you should be blog friends.