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Showing posts with label Lists. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

My Summer Playlist

I recently shared my summertime playlist over on Helene In Between.  Because I am so close to the ocean and my brain hurts after all day in classes I decided to share it here with you today!

If you are me your life is pretty great right now.  I am on summer break because I deal with society's children for 10 months as a High School English teacher.  Summer is the best ever and all I really do is nothing, just find more ways to relax. One of the best ways I relax is with music oh and going to the beach because I live in southern California, please don't hate me.

Because "Summer Erica" has taken over for the next two months I thought I would share chill summer playlist with you.

1. Bob Marley "Three Little Birds"

I am pretty sure this is the quintessential beachy, chilling song.  No one does it better than Bob Marley

2. Jake Owen "Beachin"

I love me some county music and Jake Owen is a total hottie.  I would sit on a beach with him any day.

3. Keith Urban "Little Bit of Everything"

I dare you not to dance around and sing along to this song.

4. Kenny Chesney "When I See This Bar"

I just want to be at an island bar with all my buds when I hear this song.

5. The Eagles "Take It Easy"

I love some classic rock and The Eagles have been preaching a message of taking it easy for most of my life so I try and listen to them.

6. Paul Simon "You Can Call Me Al"

Such a silly song that I thing belongs in summer.

7. Ray LaMontagne "You Are The Best Thing"

Obviously Ray is singing this song to summer.

8. Patty Griffin "Heavenly Day"

First, Patty Griffin is amazing.  Second, she wrote this song for her dog. Third, my dog Penny and I love this song.

9. Tom Petty "Learning To Fly"

Try and be uptight during any Tom Petty song.  Just try it.

10. Joshua Radin "I'd Rather Be With You"

All of his songs are relaxing and chill so I just picked one for this list.

Chillin by Erica Thompson on Grooveshark

 

What are some of your favorite summertime songs?

Monday, June 16, 2014

Listed Tuesday: 9 Reasons I Won't Quit Facebook

Another Tuesday, another list.  I am telling you I think in lists all the time.  I was making a homework assignment for my summer school class and I just kept adding things to it because I wanted the list to grow longer and longer.  I then realized innocent children actually had to complete the work on the list and I deleted half of it.  You're welcome, students who do not even know I have a blog.

As I was thinking about what to post today I wandered my pretty little eyes over to Facebook to check out the haps.  I actually do not like Facebook that much anymore.  I am pretty bored with it if I am being honest with you.  I also long for my junior year when Facebook became a thing.  It was so simple, so fun, so private from my family.  But the moms have found the book and they have changed it forever, and it ain't all bad.

As much as I complain about the book I do not think I will shut it down, like I did to myspace.  Remember myspace?  Gross.

9 Reasons I Won't Quit Facebook


1.  Sometimes my mom's friends post really inspirational things that I need to hear to get me through my day of grading, writing, working out, and dog training.  I just logged on to Facebook and here is the first inspirational thing I found.  It too 3.892 nano seconds to find it.

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2.  I really want guys I dated that are still on my Facebook to eat their heart out at my grainy selfies from Instagram.  If a Walden filter doesn't scream, "I am so over you!" what does?

Erica Jacquline Jamba Juice


3.  I need to know what I believe politically.  I know a lot of you have unfriended or removed your politically active friends from Facebook.  I personally love reading what they post.  I need to know what I do not believe.  I have just taken to believing the opposite of what my politically active friends post on Facebook.  It has actually panned out pretty well and I have a lot of free time to not watch the news now.

4.  I need to be able to delete ugly photos of myself that people tag me in.  If I was not on Facebook 5 ugly photos of me could be out in the world for you to look at.  Just kidding I always take the prettiest pictures this is just something other people have told me they like to use Facebook for.

5. My coworkers remind me when I can wear jeans to work.  They are so nice and will take a photo of a pair of jeans and tag me in it.  It is the little things people.

Ducks Fans

6. So my mom can have a friend.  Just kidding mom that was so mean!  I love you and I will never put you in a home

Mom

 

7. To keep up with BuzzFeed Affairs.  How else would I know what emoji I am or what it is like to turn 30?

8. So all my friends can know what my grandmother looks like.  No joke my grandmother will ask us to take photos of her and then post them on Facebook so our friends know who she is. I get my narcissism from her and my charming quality of having to pee every few hours.

Grandma

9.  To have another avenue to clog the interwebs with links to this here blog. On that note you should probably like my page here if you haven't already.
Erica Jacquline


Please join me for Listed Tuesday and make sure to check off each item on the list below:
- Write a post about anything you want that includes a list of sorts
- Add the Listed Button to your post
- Come by Erica Jacquline on Tuesdays and add your link
- Read other posts, comment, and make new friends
- Shower, rinse, repeat each week.
- Follow your hosts! 


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Monday, May 26, 2014

Listed Tuesday - So You Wanna Go Out?

Today I thought it would be fun to make a list of actual pick up lines the fine gentlemen of the world have used on me in an effort to go on a date.  They are all 100% real and I am not making any of them up.  I also should clarify I only went out with about half of these guys I do have some discretion but not a lot cause I did go out with some of them.

So You Wanna Go Out?

- So wanna go out tonight.  My wife will have my two kids and I am free to do whatever I want.

- Did you know I had my nipples pierced?

- If you don't care that my nipples are pierced, did you know that I had a Prince Albert? (wink)

- If I was 25 years younger I would totally date you.  Actually, do you want to get dinner tomorrow night?

- I was just sitting here drinking alone and wanted to know if you wanted to get coffee next week.

- So wanna get dinner at Denny's?

- Holy crap, you're tall for a white girl!

- Wanna come over and watch Indiana Jones tonight?

- Your favorite beer is Blue Moon?  I guess this means we should get married.

- I am looking for a woman that I can be the boss of.

- Have you ever been to the three dollar theater?

- Can I come over to your house and watch the latest episode of The Office?  I will bring cup of noodles for a snack.

- I am training to become an ultimate fighting champion.  My cage name is Prince Of Pain.
Erica Jacquline



Please join me for Listed Tuesday and make sure to check off each item on the list below:
- Follow Erica Jacquline on Bloglovin (It is only polite)
- Write a post about anything you want that includes a list of sorts
- Add the Listed Button to your post
- Come by Erica Jacquline on Tuesdays and add your link
- Read other posts, comment, and make new friends
- Shower, rinse, repeat each week.

I would love it if you guessed which of these guys I actually went on a date with.  What is one of the best lines you have heard to get you on a date?





Thursday, May 22, 2014

They Got Hitched!

I wish my friends could get married every weekend!  I am telling you weddings are my jam and I would hang out at them all the time if I didn't have to buy gifts or anything like that.  Two of my close friends tied the knot this last weekend and I am going to share the day with you even though I am well aware that you probably have no idea who my friends are.  It was a beautiful, fun day so you will just love this post even if you do not know the people in the post.

#kissincozens

Adam and Laura are two of my closest friends from college.  Most of my fun college memories involve both them and I am so happy that we stayed friends for so many years.

Adam and Laura #kissincozens

One of my favorite college memories of these two came every Monday night of junior year.  For some reason Laura and I loved to watch that hit TV show 7th Heaven... and make fun of it.  She would come over to my apartment with different friends and we would watch the Camden family struggle through Jessica Biel being crazy, Ruthie getting chubby, and people killing others with a car and laugh and laugh laugh at them.  Adam had always liked Laura so he would often find ways to come over and hang out too.  It was awkward and awesome all at the same time.  Then 6 years later they started dating.

Most of the toasts and speeches at the wedding were about how Adam never gave up loving Laura and how happy everyone was that they ended up together, which was really sweet.

I was so happy to be one of Laura's bridesmaids for this joyful event. It was probably one of the most fun weddings I have ever been to which is due in large part to the fun friends they have in their lives (I am pretty sure I just gave myself a nice compliment).  I also was a small part of their engagement story which you can read about here.

I have decided to share a few tips and photos with you to help make any wedding you attend even more joyful and amazing.

1. Do not assume you can be a wedding photographer just because you are a pretty Christian girl.

[caption id="attachment_1657" align="aligncenter" width="600"]#kissincozens Isn't that a lovely photo of a champagne bottle? Oh look there is a bride and groom too.[/caption]

2. Surround yourself with tall women. I am telling you Laura's bachelorette party was my happy place.  We went to a dessert champagne bar called Pop in Pasadena.  Almost all the girls were tall and my posture was exquisite for a night.

#kissincozens

3. Have BBQ or your rehearsal dinner.  Big plates of meat were on the menu with a lot of mac and cheese.  It was pretty much a dream, except trying to zip my dress up the next day proved a little more difficult than the day before.

[caption id="attachment_1662" align="aligncenter" width="600"]#kissincozens Also making eye contact with the camera is so overrated, make sure you do not do that for all the photos you can.[/caption]

4. Speaking of zippers on dresses, make sure someone is in your home when you try on an important event dress.  There is a wonderful chance I have a "friend" who tried on her bridesmaid dress a week before a wedding and was stuck in it at her house alone.  The zipper malfunctioned and she had to cut the zipper in half in order to get out of the dress.  There is also a wonderful chance my "friend's" puppy has never been more confused in her short little life.

5. If you are going to get your dress altered make sure you do it with less than a week before the wedding.  That will make the Chinese man sewing a new zipper in your dress really happy.

6. If your friend is not ready for a photo booth photo just hold a sign in front of her face and close your eyes.  The moment you will capture will be magical.

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7.  Keep those lyrics to the theme song from The Fresh Prince of BelAir fresh in your mind.  You never know when you and the best man will be rapping this on the dance floor for anyone who is around.  You don't want to look like a fool and forget the lyrics.

8. Find funny people and hang out with them.  You will laugh your face off. Don't be too jealous, I hung out with Joe Machi who is on Last Comic Standing this season (it starts tonight and you should watch it!)  Not every wedding will have a Joe Machi, so just try your best to find someone that will make you laugh so hard you ruin most of your photo booth photos.

#kissincozens

 

9. Don't notice any of the little details that brides spend hours, days, and months planning, it will make them feel so good.  Just kidding!  Pay attention to those things!  I was a terrible wedding photographer, see #1, and barely took any pictures.  My friend and fellow Bridesmaid, Meg at Henning Love, did a great job capturing the decor and lovely features of this wedding for any of you looking for inspiration or a wedding recap does not provide all these helpful tips.

[caption id="attachment_1666" align="aligncenter" width="600"]2 bloggers in one wedding! 2 bloggers in one wedding![/caption]

Congrats Adam and Laura!  I am so happy for you two and I cannot wait to see what amazing things you are going to do together!  Love you both!

 

Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Things I Would Break My Toe To See

So last night I had every intention to sit my cute butt down and write a post for today.  But first I had to take Penny on the longest walk known to dog and make dinner.  While I was making dinner I of course had I to have the TV on for background noise.  The perfect show for this is Fashion Police.  I would check in now and then and see the fashion from The Billboard Music Awards and whatever else celebrities were doing this last week.


I was almost done with dinner and I heard Joan Rivers say they were going to pick the worst dressed of the week.  Of course I had know who looked terrible despite the thousands of dollars they spent to look great.  In my hurried rush to see people look silly I ran to the living room right into my coffee table with my middle toe first.  I felt pain like never before and fell on the table.  Of course I sat there and saw Shakira win the worst dressed award and then went on to make dinner.




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By the end of the night I knew my toe was broken.  In case you wanted to know if you have a broken toe it will feel fluffy and like it is disconnected at the knuckle and it will bruise pretty fast.


Today I decided to post about all the things I would break my toe in order to see it.


- Any worst dressed list.


That is all I got.  In fact I would have never had this list to begin with if last night did not happen.  Silver lining I say yes!



Erica Jacquline


Please join me for Listed Tuesday and make sure to check off each item on the list below:
- Follow Erica Jacquline on Bloglovin (It is only polite)
- Write a post about anything you want that includes a list of sorts
- Add the Listed Button to your post
- Come by Erica Jacquline on Tuesdays and add your link
- Read other posts, comment, and make new friends
- Shower, rinse, repeat each week.







Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Listed Tuesday: Instead of Writing a Post

I have really been enjoying my little hiatus from blogging the last few days.  I am telling you I do not know what I would do if I had to blog every day.  I am sure after next week things will calm down and I will want to blog more, but for now I really had a hard time sitting down to write a post for Listed Tuesday.

So because I am beyond creative I am going to tell you everything I did in order to avoid writing a post today, cause that sounds like a rip roaring good time!

1. Went grocery shopping for the first time in three weeks.

2. Had a little counseling session about teenage relationships (cause that is fun)

3. Made a real dinner, like on the stove and everything.

4. Ate my dinner with May and had a real good conversation.

5. Took Penny for a long walk.

6. Called my mom.

7. Watched the Ducks rock the Kings in Game 5!

8. Walked in place during the second period of the game.

9. Ran a mile on my elliptical.

10.  Cleaned the living room.

11. Played ball with Penny.

12. Did two loads of laundry.

13. Wrote drafts for three other blog posts.

14. Watched one too many Farmers Only Dating Website commercials.



15. Alienated all my Ross loving friends on Facebook and Twitter.

https://twitter.com/EricaJacquline/status/465964852607844353

16  Alienated all of my Ross hating friends on Facebook and Twitter.

https://twitter.com/EricaJacquline/status/466026030525054977
Erica Jacquline


Please join me for Listed Tuesday and make sure to check off each item on the list below:
- Follow Erica Jacquline on Bloglovin (It is only polite)
- Write a post about anything you want that includes a list of sorts
- Add the Listed Button to your post
- Come by Erica Jacquline on Tuesdays and add your link
- Read other posts, comment, and make new friends
- Shower, rinse, repeat each week


What are some ways you avoid writing?


Also go on over and check out my post for Ember Grey today!  I love Emily and was thrilled she asked me to guest post this week!





Monday, May 5, 2014

6 Ways to Get Retweeted

I was so touched by your sweet comments yesterday about my taking a little step back from blogging for May.  You all were so sweet it made my day!  As I promised I am sticking with Listed Tuesdays and today I am bringing you something no one asked me to do a how to about.

Six Ways to Get Retweeted by Celebrities


Retweeted

1. Be A Dog - I tell you people love dogs and celebrities are people so dogs get a ton of celebrity retweets.  Penny is still looking for her big break. I have a feeling Zooey Deschanel will be the one to come through for her though.  That girl loves her pups.

Example:

Penny The Puppy loves watching @zooeydeschanel in New Girl and wishes she lived in the loft with all that awesomeness.

Penny The Puppy

2. Be Ellen DeGeneres - I mean come on.  If you do not know about her Oscar selfie retweet, you were probably in a coma, but even coma patients who woke up recently know about this selfie.

Example:

https://twitter.com/TheEllenShow/status/440322224407314432

3. Be a Hottie - Proven fact people who are hot or think they are hot are retweeted more than people who do not think they are hot.

4. Be On The Verge of a Breakdown - You need to make it clear that if so and so does not retweet your desperate attempt of twitter connection you will probably die of distress.  Also include your marital status and number of dependents you care for.  And of course include the words, "Can I get a RT?"

Example:

"ILY @leodicaprio!  Can a single mom of six get a RT?  I work 60 hours a week at Walmart and a RT from you will give me the will to live."

5. Be Relentless - If at first you don't succeed keep on trying again and again.  Only stop when twitter shuts your account down for the third time.

Example:

@annakendrick47 I know you have reported all 534 of my tweets to you and my twitter account was disabled, but If you RT me I will leave you alone forever.

6. Be All Things - If none of these work I suggest you just combine them all together for a be all and end all of all tweet.

Example:

@zoeydeschanel @annakendrick47@leodicaprio can Penny get a RT. She is so sad and depressed you have not respond to her 9869 other tweets. @TheEllenshow said you should.

Penny The Puppy

Don't Forget to link up your Listed Tuesday Posts!
Erica Jacquline




Please join me for Listed Tuesday and make sure to check off each item on the list below:
- Follow Erica Jacquline on Bloglovin (It is only polite)
- Write a post about anything you want that includes a list of sorts
- Add the Listed Button to your post
- Come by Erica Jacquline on Tuesdays and add your link
- Read other posts, comment, and make new friends
- Shower, rinse, repeat each week





Wednesday, April 30, 2014

By The Numbers (Hint 25 Might Have Something To Do With Money)

Right now I feel like my life is a little bit crazy.  The end of the school year is not a fun time and this year I know it is going to be wretched. I am not being pessimistic, just realistic.  I decided to get through the rest of the year I needed to make a countdown of days, maybe even have a paper chain. I really miss paper chains! Elementary school, and last year were the best!


Paper Chain


So here is my life according to the numbers


26 - The number of school days left this year

27 - The number of days until I treat myself with a massage

17 - The number of students in my one class. I actually think I will miss those crazies!

0 - The number of days until my half birthday!  Woop happy half birthday to me

30 - The age I will be in 6 months

1 - The number of times I was almost arrested for a crime I did not commit. (another post for another day).

8 - The number of months Penny has graced the earth with her presence

3 - The number of days since my peanut butter cookie binge

2 - The number of tickets I want so I can see the Ducks destroy the Kings in the second round of playoffs.

25 - The number of dollars you can win to Starbucks from today's wonderful sponsor!


I am so excited to introduce you to the lovely Noelle from Sunshine and Pearls.


Sunshine and Pearls


Let me have Noelle tell you a little about her self and her blog!


Life gets crazy so I write. This whole blog experience has been a wonderful way to meet new women that inspire me on a daily basis. I write about all the craziness of a typical 25-year-old trying to make it. My quarter life crisis, wedding drama and the crazy addiction to online shop are my normal posts. Come on over to Sunshine and Pearls and have a laugh with me!!


Sunshine and Pearls


Some of my favorite posts from Noelle are the time she relived her terrible date with a man who talked to her with a crab puppet. I also love this super sweet post that her fiancé wrote about proposing to her at a beautiful winery.  I think my favorite is this post is this one where she writes about the beauty of being yourself and not stressing about everything else that goes into it.


Because Noelle is such a gem she is giving away $25 to Starbucks. So make sure you follow her and enter for your chance to get your coffee on!

12 Things I Am Afraid To Tell You About Erica: Penny's Prerogative

So yesterday Erica took to her blog and decided to share 12 Things She Is Afraid To Tell You About Me and after learning how to read last night I read her post and I was outraged!  I felt like I needed to come over here and defend myself against those grievous accusations.  However, I realized most of them were true.  I then decided the best revenge would be to tell you 12 Things I Am Afraid To Tell You About Erica, actually it should be 12 Things Erica is Afraid of Me Telling You, but I was going for continuity.

I have also decided to use my Penny's Prerogative post to address this pressing issue as The searches that lead the fine folks of internet searches to Erica's blog were not that exciting this month.

Penny's Prerogative: Erica Jacquline

1. Erica is the worst at sharing her food.  She makes some delish items for dinner and she NEVER shares it with me.  I will bite her shin, starch her ankles, make the cutest eyes at her and nothing.  I have had to resort to jumping all over her or causing a distraction on one side of the house and hope she leaves her food on a table I can reach.  It doesn't always work but I will never forget the In n Out burger of December 2013.

Penny The Puppy

2. Erica likes to sleep too much. Last night for example I woke up at 1am and I really wanted to play with whoever was outside our house.  I barked and barked for Erica to let me outside, but she just stayed in bed.  She then tried to take me outside to potty, but that was not what I wanted.  I do not understand why she would need more than 2 hours of sleep.

3. She will not let me play with the drug using neighbors. They tried to pet me last night as we walked to our car.  They said I was soft.  They also had long white sticks hanging out of their mouths that were stinky.  I think they are my type of people.

4. She never takes me anywhere!  Apparently she has this thing that no other human being has called a "job."  She will leave for like 8 hours and then come back later in the day.  I think it is just made up because there are plenty of people who live by us without these so called jobs (see #3).

Connect Erica jacquline

5. I only bark at men that run by the house because Erica won't. I am a mind reader and I can tell she likes them.  She is just so shy she won't stand up for herself and bark to let them know she is interested. I guess I have to do everything around here.

6. Erica wears the best smelling shoes in the world.  I just want to smash my face in them and then eat them.  I have gotten my teeth on two pairs of shoes so far and I am always on the lookout for more.

Erica Jacquline

7.  Erica said yesterday that I poop a lot and I would have to agree.  You know who else would agree Taro Gomi the author of Everybody Poops. Hence Erica poops and so do you. Stop judging me.

8. Erica sprays herself with stinky stuff all the time. I always sit in the bathroom while she is getting ready in the morning and all her sprays make me sneeze.  She sprays stuff on her hair to make it shine and to make it stay in place.  She sprays stuff on her skin to smell like heaven and she sprays things to clean up the sink.  I am telling you this girl is killing the earth.  Al Gore would be mad.

9. Erica would like you to believe that she is fit and healthy.  I would disagree.  I go on all the walks she goes on and I can tell you that she only will walk for like an hour every day.  How is someone supposed to get their wiggles out in an hour?  If Erica was less lazy I know she would be a better person.

Penny The Puppy

10. Erica has taught me to replace my feelings of sadness with food.  Whenever she leaves me for the day she gives m a treat for sitting and staying in place.  I am now a dog who eats her feelings.

11. Erica is disgusting and takes a shower every day. I cannot believe that she would do that to herself.  She tries to give me a shower or a bath once a week and that is too much.  Who in the world would subject themselves to showers every single day?

Erica and Penny

12. Last but not least, Erica is crazy loud when she watches the tv show with the white ice and little men hitting a ball around.  The last game we watched she started to scream at her TV.  I tried to calm her down by barking a lot and biting her hand, but that did not help.  She is just uncontrollable.

Erica Jacquline

Well friends I am so glad I was able to share these fascinating tips with you.  I really hope you know more about Erica and the girl she is trying to hide from you on a regular basis.  I also hope Erica has learned her lesson and will think twice before she write all my secretes for the internet to read.

Tuesday, April 29, 2014

12 Things I Am Afraid To Tell You About Penny: Listed Tuesday

I feel I need to warn you that this post may not be as funny as I think it is right now.  I have been awake since 3:30 am and the time is now 9 pm.  I am funning on caffeine fumes, peanut butter cookies, and crystal meth.  In case you missed my announcement earlier today crystal meth is my pet name for Chipotle.

I actually went to bed and then had  like 11 million ideas and got back up to write this post.  Today I decided to go the more vulnerable route and share 12 things I am afraid to tell you… About my dog, Penny.

12 Things I am Afraid to Tell you

 

1. Penny is afraid of some people.  She actually will get out of her collar and run away if she gets a bad vibe from another person. This only happened once, so pretty much she met Hitler.

2. Penny is a beardist.  Again I cannot believe I am telling you this but Penny hates people with beards.  She does not discriminate either, man or woman, black or white, you got a beard she has a problem.

3. Penny has eaten two pairs of reading glasses.  I can't even handle this one right now. My glasses are so expensive it is not funny. She found both my regular pair and back up pair and destroyed them. So far new pari is holding up just fine. You can read about Penny The Punisher here.

4. Actually, Penny will eat anything and everything.  I have to leave my laundry basked on my night stand so she can not get another pair of underwear or socks.  I am running out of essentials!

5. She likes to bark at hot guys who are not wearing shirts as they run by our house or car.  It has become a problem inasmuch as they never even give her a second look. You would think her self esteem would be low, but she is surprisingly resilient and just keeps going.

6. She is most afraid of her own reflection.  On a walk around the neighborhood she will want run away if she catches a glimpse of herself in a neighbor's newly waxed car.  The mirror in my bedroom is aways a place of constant angst as she looks at her reflection and tries to pick a fight with the other dog she sees.

7. Homegirl can poop. I actually think you guys already knew this one.

Penny The Puppy

8. Penny HAS to be the center of attention for the whole world.  If she is hungry or needs to poop (See #7) no on in the world will be able to do anything until her needs are met. She also created her own Instagram.  I guess you can follow her if you dare @penny_grams

Penny Grams

9. Penny has strange sleeping habits.  She sleeps under my bed until about 1am and then jumps on my bed and sleeps on my hair for the rest of the night.

10. She is the least helpful blog assistant ever. At this very moment she is biting my hand so I will pet her.  Shesh she is so selfish. Doesn't she know I am writing about her?

11. Ever since I compared her to Matthew McConaughey, here, she has been unbearable.  Demanding home cooked dinners, threatening to pee on my new rug, and wanting me to hold her donut rawhide so she can chew it at an elevated level.

12. She is one spoiled puppy.  Her days consist of laying around on the couch watching Harry Potter.  When she is hungry she walks around the house with her empty plate as a way of telling us she would like some more.  She knows what she wants and she knows how to get it.

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Penny The Puppy

Whew that was a load off.  I am so glad i was finally able to open my heart and share theses things about Penny with you.  I can go on with my day feeling lighter and free.
Erica Jacquline

Please join me for Listed Tuesday and make sure to check off each item on the list below:
- Follow Erica Jacquline on Bloglovin (It is only polite)
- Write a post about anything you want that includes a list of sorts
- Add the Listed Button to your post
- Come by Erica Jacquline on Tuesdays and add your link
- Read other posts, comment, and make new friends
- Shower, rinse, repeat each week





Saturday, April 26, 2014

Listed TUESDAYS and A Giveaway, Yay!

Happy Sunday friends!  I hope you are having a great weekend.  I just wanted to pop in for two extremely quick announcements.

1.  Listed Fridays is now Listed Tuesdays.  I am not a competitive girl and I realized there are so many Friday LInk ups I needed to mix it up.  So come back here Tuesday to link up your Listed post! Here is a reminder of the rules and the mission.



Please join me for Listed Tuesday and make sure to check off each item on the list below:


- Follow Erica Jacquline  on Bloglovin (It is only polite)
- Write a post about anything you want that includes a list of sorts
- Add the Listed Button to your post
- Come by Erica Jacquline on Tuesdays and add your link
- Read other posts, comment, and make new friends
- Shower, rinse, repeat each week





Erica Jacquline


2.  I said there were two announcement!  I am one of Melyssa's sponsors at The Nectar Collective this month and we are giving away fabulous prizes.  You will want to enter to win below!

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Thursday, April 24, 2014

Being A Girl Is Hard Work - Listed Friday

Today I had a lovely time looking for a new media stand for my living room, returning my shopping splurge at Target, and taking Penny to the vet.  When I got home I went to the restroom and look at my pretty face.  I then noticed I had a lovely dot smack dab between my eyes.  Turns out I poked myself with my mascara wand in the morning and did not notice.  I then proceeded to walk around town with a rather offensive mascara bindi on my forehead.  In case you did not just google it, a bindi is the red dot an Indian woman may wear on her forehead.

After this awesome makeup snafu I realized that being a girl is super hard work.  A guy would never have to worry about going to Target with a mascara mark on his face.  They just get to not wear make up and have people say they are handsome.  Easiest life ever.

I then came up with a list of all the ways that being a girl is just plain hard for Listed Friday.

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- Children. As a girl you are automatically forced to share a public restroom with all the children of the world. Red and yellow, black and white, they all pee in the women's room and it is a pain.  Children crawling under your stall, crying that they don't want to share a stall with their mommy, spilling water and soap all over the counter and not cleaning it up, and the smell of baby poo in every. public. restroom.  I did not choose to have children I should not have to deal with all the children of the world and their bowel movements, even if Jesus does love them.

- Childbearing. While we are speaking of children what is with women being the only gender to have them.  Moms out there you can yell at me, but I am not a fan of getting fat and stretched out and then pushing something out of me.  Maybe if I was a mom or pregnant I would sing a different tune, for today right now, It just blows that the gender I am is the one that has to endure this trauma.

- Fat. The fact that our bodies just hold fat a little bit better than men's bodies.  Come on man!  Again it is because of the whole having a child thing.  Children really are selfish.

- Equal Pay Acts. The fact that the Senate had to even have a vote for an Equal Pay Bill so women can make the same amount of money as a man for equal work.  It boggles my mind that as a nation we have to try to make things fair in the work place still.  Women make $0.77 for every dollar a man makes for the same job.  Why?  I just can not figure out how this happens in our world today.  And if you do not think this is really happening I promise it is.  Email me and I am more than happy to tell you some personal experiences.

- Slower metabolisms.  Men can eat more and get away with it.  I am friends with a married couple that wanted to lose weight.  They both joined Weight Watchers together.  The woman could eat 1200 calories a day and the man could eat 2000.  He would pig out on pizza and still lost more weight than she did.  Being a girl is hard.

- Blogging.  It is a proven statistic that 97% of bloggers are women.  Blogging takes a lot of time from your life and requires much creativity and business savvy.  It is probably why the land of the blogs seems to be testosterone free.

- Make up.  Just the fact that we wear it and men do not.  The fact that men are still deemed handsome or hot without make up and women without make up are haggard or tired.  It is a sad sad world.

- Feminine products, all of them.  It is just a lot of stuff we have to buy on a regular basis

- Undergarments.  So if we are good people and don't free boob it on a regular basis we have to buy twice the amount of undergarments as the men folk.  I also think we pay a lot more for our undergarments too. Stupid boobs, if you aren't too big or too small you are just too expensive.

- All the tests. Mammograms, paps, ultrasounds, test of all relationships, etc.

- Waxing.  Why can't women be valued for being hairy?  I am just saying it is a ton of money and pain just to wax what needs to be waxed.

On the other side it is wonderful to know that I will never have to worry about what a prostate really is or have a doctor check it.  I also don't have to pay on a date so I guess I will take what I can get.
Erica Jacquline


In order to participate in Listed Friday you will need to:


- Follow Erica Jacquline  on Bloglovin (It is only polite)
- Write a post about anything you want that includes a list of sorts
- Add the Listed Button to your post
- Come by Erica Jacquline on Fridays and add your link
- Read other posts, comment, and make new friends
- Shower, rinse, repeat each week





What are somethings that make being a girl hard, but are totally worth it because being a girl ain't so bad. 




Thursday, April 17, 2014

15 Ways to Avoid Signing Petitions - Listed Friday

I am so excited for the first of many Listed Friday linkups! First, thank you so much for linking up today.  Second, if you did not link up this week we are cool, just come back next week.

 

Like I said in the link up announcement on Wednesday the idea for this post and then the link up came to me while I was at Target buying some essentials, Easter candy and capri yoga pants.  On my way in I noticed a sight I never want to see; two men in their late 20s holding clipboards asking patrons if they are registered to vote…. The Petition People.
I am not sure how these Petition People roll in your neck of the woods but in Southern California they are aggressive and rude.  I have been followed to my car after I finished shopping at Trader Joe's while they yell at me to sign their petition.  They have also stand outside the post office terrorizing old people, and they often hit on pretty girls that sign their petitions.  They are just winning life.
Whenever I pull up to Target or a shop in that center and I see them I go through my list of ways to get them to leave me alone.  My favorite is to say "I am only seventeen, sorry I can't vote."  That one usually will work.  However, this time the Petition Person chased after me and yelled "Are you really?!  Are you sure?!"  I decided that it was time to brainstorm some new ways to get around this particularly aggressive herd of Petition People.

Here are my 15 ways to avoid signing a petition.


 

Petition

1. I am only fourteen.  (This one quit working when they would follow me to my car)

2. I am only seventeen. (It felt right to say seventeen, I can drive but I can't vote)

3. I am not a citizen of this country. (preferably said in some sort of an accent)

4.  I am a Libertarian. Ron Paul 2020!

5. The character Ron Swanson from Parks and Rec was based on my father.

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6. I have already signed this petition five times, that is the limit right?

7.  I live in the desert with thirteen guns and a bomb shelter.

8.  I am not registered to vote but my dog Mr. Nigglesworth is.

9. I would love to sign your petition, can you just help me figure out how to use my new Instagram account? I have like 34 photos of my cats I want to post. What is a filter?

10. Sure I would love to sign your petition.  Let's take a selfie together and tweet it #petetionsigningattarget #epic #government

11.  Are you coming on to me?  How would your boss feel about that?

12. Sure I will sign it will you just hold all five bags of tampons I just bought, they were on sale. (yells) Thanks so much for holding my tampons! You are a gem!

13. I don't know how to read!  (Then run away crying)

14.  Sure, I am recovering from the flu so make sure you stand good and close to me.

15.  Is this the job you thought you would have when you were 12?  Where did it all go downhill?

Bonus!! I will sign yours if you sign mine.  I am trying to make it illegal for people to stand outside of Target and harass people to sign petitions that no one cares about.
Erica Jacquline


In order to participate in Listed you will need to:


- Follow Erica Jacquline  on Bloglovin (It is only polite)
- Write a post about anything you want that includes a list of sorts
- Add the Listed Button to your post
- Come by Erica Jacquline on Fridays and add your link
- Read other posts, comment, and make new friends
- Shower, rinse, repeat each week




Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Listed Fridays + Some Dollar Bills

Hey hey hey, Party People!  I never say that!  Just kidding I probably say it too much, but never in a party context.  I just say it to start class or a meeting or when I call my mom.

Moving along, I am going to keep today's post short and sweet.  It is true I only have two points to cover today.

Point #1

This weekend I was at Target and the most brilliant of blog posts came to my head.  I knew what I wanted to write about and I knew how I wanted to write it.  I then sat down to plan my posts for the week and decided to do it on Friday because it involves a list and I had a list post on Friday last week, and it seemed like a noble tradition to uphold.

I then started to think that every Friday I would do a post that involved a list of some sort and call it Listed Fridays.  But why stop there?  I decided to make the post a link up, because if there is one thing bloggers love more than their Whitney English Day Designers, DSLR cameras, and puppies it is a list and a link up.  The two combined might cause a black hole where our computers once sat.
Erica Jacquline


In order to participate in Listed you will need to:

- Follow Erica Jacquline  on Bloglovin (It is only polite)
- Write a post about anything you want that includes a list of sorts
- Add the Listed Button to your post
- Come by Erica Jacquline on Fridays and add your link
- Read other posts, comment, and make new friends
- Shower, rinse, repeat each week

Point #2 

My incredible sponsors and I pulled our resources and have united to bring you a great giveaway!  The winner gets a $90 gift card to Target or $90 paypal cash, it is up to you, the winner!

Enter below for your chance to win!

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