Your Puppy Questions Answered
So buying a puppy makes you 13099713% more popular. My friends and family come over all the time now and text me to get more pictures. As it is now day four with puppy I have received many questions from her fans and I thought it was time to answer them. 1. What is her name?Well her name, as of right now is Penny. When she is misbehaving I call her Penelope Anne because every dog needs a middle name.
2. Do you love The Big Bang Theory?Why the heck would you ask me that? 3. There is a character on that show named Penny. Isn't that why you named her Penny?Oh There is? I had no idea.4. Well then why choose Penny?Oh just a few reasons, The Beatles, Almost Famous, LOST, Happy Endings, my fake Starbucks name to name a few. 5. How much did she cost?A pretty penny. 6. How old is she?2 months exactly.7. Where did you get her?A pet shop. Please stop judging me for not getting a pound puppy. Oh man remember Pound Puppies.
8. Is she house trained?Well I have had her 4 days so clearly yes I have a magic dog who already only poohs outside. 9. What does she do when you are at work?I am not sure I am at work. I imagine she has sweet dreams of little dog Thor's and football fields full of grass to play in and eat. 10. Can I have her?Yep. I bought a dog so you can have her. Happy Birthday!
hahaha I can totally identify with this. We got a puppy about a month ago and suddenly I am everyone's favorite Facebook poster and my instagram likes have skyrocketed. There's just no denying how sweet they are, and what people-magnets they seem to be too! :)
ReplyDeleteOh I loved pound puppies!! But I feel ya that one for real. One of my old coworkers was like why on earth would you pay for a designer dog?!?! Sorry, my dog, my choice.
ReplyDeleteAnd my guy hates hates hates being alone and I am almost positive that when he is in the kennel and no one is home that he literally just sits there waiting for us so I have contemplated setting up a camera one day.